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		<title>Actual new content on it&#8217;s way!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 03:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So, I&#8217;ve got about a dozen blog posts &#8211; some technical how-tos (Perl, compiling meddlesome libraries, setting up distributed chat/mail &#8211; that sort of thing), some reviews of music &#038; film, some other bits &#038; pieces &#8211; that are in the pipeline. All stuff that I find fascinating, which means it will probably interest you. [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/actual-content-on-its-way/">Actual <em>new</em> content on it&#8217;s way!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I&#8217;ve got about a dozen blog posts &#8211; some technical how-tos (Perl, compiling meddlesome libraries, setting up distributed chat/mail &#8211; that sort of thing), some reviews of music &#038; film, some other bits &#038; pieces &#8211; that are in the pipeline. All stuff that I find fascinating, which means it will probably interest you.</p>
<p>Keep your eyes peeled. This blog is returning from the dead.</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/actual-content-on-its-way/">Actual <em>new</em> content on it&#8217;s way!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>10 years of light blogging</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So I was going back through the archives and noticed that the first post to this blog was 10 years ago&#8230;Wow. Not that I blog all that much (16.8 times per year, I believe, which is a little more than once per month). If I can ever figure out how to make a post to [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/10-years-of-light-blogging/">10 years of light blogging</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I was going back through the archives and noticed that the first post to this blog was 10 years ago&#8230;Wow. Not that I blog all that much (16.8 times per year, I believe, which is a little more than once per month).</p>
<p>If I can ever figure out how to make a post to this blog that automatically updates my Facebook status I think it&#8217;s likely I&#8217;ll start doing a lot more blogging. The painful truth though, is that I get way more comments via my FB status updates than I ever did blogging.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been poking around quite a bit with my WordPress installation lately though so hopefully I&#8217;ll be inspired to blog more often.</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/10-years-of-light-blogging/">10 years of light blogging</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pete Namlook, Astrogating In The Outer Subharmonic Dimensions, Forever And Ever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2012 02:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>News of Pete Namlook&#8217;s death reached me early Thursday morning, November 15, 2012. Words can&#8217;t begin to explain how much his passing means to me. I&#8217;m stunned, and heartbroken. FAX was the first label I obsessively collected and I probably own more music with his name on it that any other (well, it&#8217;s probably a [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/pete-namlook-astrogating-in-the-outer-subharmonic-dimensions-forever-and-ever/">Pete Namlook, Astrogating In The Outer Subharmonic Dimensions, Forever And Ever.</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>News of Pete Namlook&#8217;s death reached me early Thursday morning, November 15, 2012.</p>
<p>Words can&#8217;t begin to explain how much his passing means to me. I&#8217;m stunned, and heartbroken. <span class="caps">FAX </span>was the first label I obsessively collected and I probably own more music with his name on it that any other (well, it&#8217;s probably a tie between him and Atom). I definitely own more releases on <span class="caps">FAX </span>label than any other, at one point I think I was one of a handful of people in the entire world with a complete <span class="caps">FAX </span>label collection (not counting the box sets of course, of which I have only one).</p>
<p>When I was first starting to play out, I DJed exclusively in chillout rooms. This was by choice, I couldn&#8217;t be bothered with all that ridiculous kiddie rave music, no, I was into <span class="caps">SERIOUS, </span>deep, ambient music. People would wander in, intending only to be there for a second, and then 20 minutes later, they&#8217;d pick themselves off the couch and come over and ask me <span class="caps">WHAT</span> IS <span class="caps">THIS AMAZING MUSIC </span>they were hearing. In those days, the answer more often than not was &#8220;Pete Namlook&#8221;.</p>
<p>I always liked Namlook&#8217;s collaborations more than his solo stuff, but the Air releases in particular were true masterpieces &#8211; complex, evolving works that gave themselves time to change and breath.</p>
<p>I remember when, after I finally managed to track down Shades of Orion, a collab between he and Tetsu Inoue that I&#8217;d heard so much about but never heard (this was back before you could hear any track any time) and I sat down and listened to the entire release front to back without pause, by myself, and the moment it was done I got up and wrote Peter an email and told him how special it had been to me, and how much I had appreciated it.</p>
<p>To my great surprise I had a response within the hour, he told me he was deeply honored by my email and that he could tell how how much it meant to me, so he wanted to tell me a story about it&#8217;s recording as sort of a reward for being so diligent in tracking down that release.</p>
<p>He then explained how he and Tetsu has been holed up in Tetsu&#8217;s studio at 2350 Broadway in <span class="caps">NYC </span>the summer of 1993 without A/C and how they&#8217;d taken a small break from the recording. He was looking out the window of Tetsu&#8217;s apartment to the street below and suddenly saw an enormous black man wearing wrap-around mirror shades step out of a car, and he thought to himself, &#8220;Have you ever retired a human by mistake?&#8221;. He got up from the window, went back to the synths, and he and Tetsu recorded the final track on that release.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve always treasured that story and that he would take the time to respond. His music will take on even greater meaning to me in his passing. Goodbye, Peter, you&#8217;ll always have my infinite gratitude for your music. There are very few artists I can say changed my life, but you&#8217;re one of them.</p>
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		<title>Happy belated 8th birthday, neglected blog&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2010 09:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So, on December 12, 2002, I started this blog, and it&#8217;s been dormant for the last 16 months as I moved more and more of my &#8220;blogging&#8221; to Facebook status updates, which I&#8217;m gonna try and figure out how to integrate with mememiner.com. I never got all that many comments with mm, but do get [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/happy-belated-8th-birthday-neglected-blog/">Happy belated 8th birthday, neglected blog&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, on December 12, 2002, I started this blog, and it&#8217;s been dormant for the last 16 months as I moved more and more of my &#8220;blogging&#8221; to Facebook status updates, which I&#8217;m gonna try and figure out how to integrate with mememiner.com. I never got all that many comments with mm, but do get lots of comments on my Facebook posts. Hopefully I&#8217;ll be able to have a grand unification of some sort.</p>
<p>Oh, and I finally converted over to WordPress. I tried to stick it out as long as I could with <span class="caps">MT, </span>but ultimately, it got to be not very much fun hosting an MT blog, and this lack of fun contributed to a lack of usage, ultimately. Now that I&#8217;m on WordPress though, I&#8217;ve got all kinds of poorly-written half-ass plugins to try out! ;-)</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/happy-belated-8th-birthday-neglected-blog/">Happy belated 8th birthday, neglected blog&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Never buy a VAIO notebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A couple years ago, I bought a Sony VAIO VGN-AR370 notebook. I thought I was getting a really full-featured machine, and perhaps I was, that is, if I was able to use all it&#8217;s features. First it was the HDMI cable not carrying audio. Now, believe it or not, despite the fact that this notebook [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/never_buy_a_vai/">Never buy a VAIO notebook</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple years ago, I bought a Sony <span class="caps">VAIO VGN</span>-AR370 notebook. I thought I was getting a really full-featured machine, and perhaps I was, that is, if I was able to use all it&#8217;s features. First it was the <span class="caps">HDMI </span>cable not carrying audio. Now, believe it or not, despite the fact that this notebook has an svideo input jack, and right next to it, and 1/8&#8243; stereo audio input jack, there&#8217;s no way to access these components inside of Vista; and although it has a TV tuner card installed, I cannot use this tuner with anything besides Windows Media Center.</p>
<p>Not to mention the two dead batteries in 2 years (the most recent of which they&#8217;re refusing to replace), the <span class="caps">USB </span>male port part that pulled out when the cable was disconnected, the spider that died on the <span class="caps">TFT LCD </span>screen, the screws that randomly go missing and the warped bezel, and <span class="caps">UHH, </span><em><strong>Vista</strong></em>, well&#8230;.</p>
<p>I will not be buying a Sony computer for the rest of my life. I wish I would have bought a <a href="http://raincomputers.com/products/livebook-a2/" target="_self">Rain LiveBook</a>.</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/never_buy_a_vai/">Never buy a VAIO notebook</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ken Starr redux</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I was just reading that the California Supreme Court heard arguments on the constitutionality of Proposition 8 today. If you haven&#8217;t been following this, you&#8217;ll be surprised to know that Ken Starr is representing the pro-Prop 8 folks. I mean, you&#8217;d be surprised to know he isn&#8217;t living under a rock for the rest of [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/ken_starr_redux/">Ken Starr redux</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was just reading that the California Supreme Court heard arguments on the <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090305/ap_on_re_us/same_sex_marriage_17">constitutionality of Proposition 8 today</a>. If you haven&#8217;t been following this, you&#8217;ll be surprised to know that <em><strong>Ken Starr</strong></em> is representing the pro-Prop 8 folks. I mean, you&#8217;d be surprised to know he isn&#8217;t living under a rock for the rest of his days after his role in the Clinton impeachment.<br />
How appropriate that the willing tool of the nutjob right in the 90s would continue in this role in the 00s. Outside of the moral issue of Prop 8 denying our gay fellow citizens the right to marry, it would be nice to see the crotchety old fascist lose a high profile wingnut lawsuit. Maybe then he&#8217;d get the picture but, like most of the obsolete-and-quickly-going-extinct Republicans, he still hasn&#8217;t figured out that nobody likes him, and doesn&#8217;t want him participating in politics anymore. In fact, why doesn&#8217;t somebody just do the country a favor and pop a cap in his ass, already? Jeez.</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/ken_starr_redux/">Ken Starr redux</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Anybody know how I can get cheap access to a IBM VM/CMS system?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Just for kicks, I&#8217;d like to do some programming on a VM/CMS system, build some menu-driven apps that I can access with a 3270 emulator. What&#8217;s my best bet for this sort of utterly useless programming experience? Why do I want to do this? Well, let&#8217;s just say I&#8217;ve got a hankering for the ole [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/anybody_know_ho/">Anybody know how I can get cheap access to a IBM VM/CMS system?</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just for kicks, I&#8217;d like to do some programming on a VM/CMS system, build some menu-driven apps that I can access with a 3270 emulator. What&#8217;s my best bet for this sort of utterly useless programming experience? Why do I want to do this? Well, let&#8217;s just say I&#8217;ve got a hankering for the ole <span class="caps">MIZZOU1 </span>mainframe. I don&#8217;t feel like my life programming experience will be complete until I&#8217;ve done a bit of bona-fide mainframe programming.<br />
It doesn&#8217;t have to be on a mainframe, mind you. It can be &#8220;mainframe-like&#8221;. It has to be a descendant of the <span class="caps">CMS </span>series though, and I have to access it through a 3270 terminal emulator, because seriously, out of all the terminal emulators, those 3270s they used to have at the Univ of Missouri-Columbia computer labs in the late 80s used to make me think I was living in the world of Logan&#8217;s Run or <span class="caps">THX</span> 1138 every time I used them.<br /><br />
Obviously, I&#8217;m influenced by [this guy](http://lab16.axiosmedia.org/2009/02/programming-your-pdp-11-part-0/).</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/anybody_know_ho/">Anybody know how I can get cheap access to a IBM VM/CMS system?</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Web 2.0 &#8211; 6.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve heard of Web 2.0, right? It&#8217;s all this Ajax crap. Ruby On Rails. Fun duo-syllabic names for web companies. Supposedly Web 3.0 is the &#8220;cloud&#8221;, but I&#8217;m reading that&#8217;s also Web 4.0. Just for kicks, [google web 5.0](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&#038;rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS213US214&#038;q=%22web+5.0%22&#038;btnG=Search). Interestingly enough, Web 6.0 is just far enough out there that it&#8217;s still an [amusing punchline](http://www.beaconfire.com/blog/2008/04/01/beaconfire-survey-web-60/). [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/web_20_60/">Web 2.0 &#8211; 6.0</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve heard of Web 2.0, right? It&#8217;s all this Ajax crap. Ruby On Rails. Fun duo-syllabic names for web companies.<br />
Supposedly Web 3.0 is the &#8220;cloud&#8221;, but I&#8217;m reading that&#8217;s also Web 4.0.<br /><br />
Just for kicks, [google web 5.0](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&#038;rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS213US214&#038;q=%22web+5.0%22&#038;btnG=Search).<br /><br />
Interestingly enough, Web 6.0 is just far enough out there that it&#8217;s still an [amusing punchline](http://www.beaconfire.com/blog/2008/04/01/beaconfire-survey-web-60/).<br /><br />
All this, pardon my french, tells me that Web X.x is actually <b>utter crap</b>, which probably explains why I still get so much mileage out of [Web 1.0 destinations](http://www.old-computers.com).<br /><br />
<b>Update:</b> Oh yeah, I just realized this is the 200th post on this blog in almost 7 years. Tearing the blogosphere a new one, ain&#8217;t I?</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/web_20_60/">Web 2.0 &#8211; 6.0</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The election and everything, pt. 1: Proposition H8 and the Mormons</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Well, I purposely avoided blogging right after election day, mostly because I wanted it to sink in for a while before I posted something. I&#8217;ll be straight up honest with you: I find myself more saddened by the passage of Proposition 8 in California than I find myself elated by Obama&#8217;s win. I know that [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/the_election_an/">The election and everything, pt. 1: Proposition H8 and the Mormons</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I purposely avoided blogging right after election day, mostly because I wanted it to sink in for a while before I posted something.<br />
I&#8217;ll be straight up honest with you: I find myself more saddened by the passage of Proposition 8 in California than I find myself elated by Obama&#8217;s win. I know that might seem odd to some, and my sadness should, in no way, be a reflection of any lack of enthusiasm I have for President-elect Obama. I just felt really strongly about defeating Proposition 8, and in fact, it was the only political campaign I gave money to (I gave $50.00).<br /><br />
Why would I, a straight, married, father of two in Colorado, give a shit about the legal status of gay marriage in California? Well, it&#8217;s pretty simple: I believe that discrimination against people because of their sexual orientation is wrong. Writing it into the California state constitution, of all places, strikes me as a great moral failure. The fact that the &#8220;Yes On Prop 8&#8243; campaign was [massively funded by the Mormons](http://mormonsfor8.com/), of all people, disgusts me.<br /><br />
I&#8217;ll come right out and say it. I hate Mormonism. I think it is a false religion, a cult of the worse kind. I <strong>do not hate</strong> individual Mormons. I feel pity for them, mostly &#8212; because they are brainwashed. I am also <strong>not saying</strong> that they should not be able to practice their religion; I am a firm believer in freedom of religion. However, I will say that I disagree with their faith and the practice thereof, and that I would like to see the Mormon Church lose their tax-exempt status.<br /><br />
The really sickening thing about the Mormon Church underwriting Prop <span class="caps">H8,</span> I mean, besides their own extremely fucked-up views and history with marriage to begin with, is that, in my opinion, it didn&#8217;t really have anything to do with California residents.<br /><br />
I think the Mormon Church would not give two shits if the gays were marrying each other in California, if they could be ensured that <strong>Utah</strong> would never be forced to recognize gay marriage. But, as they say, &#8220;As California Goes, So Goes The Nation&#8221;. They (correctly) viewed legal gay marriage as a threat to their theocracy in Utah.<br /><br />
Yes, I said theocracy. Anyone who doesn&#8217;t believe that the Mormon Church controls the state of Utah lock, stock and barrel is delusional. They see Utah as the &#8220;holy land&#8221;, and California&#8217;s legalization of gay marriage would eventually force Utah to recognize it as well, and given the importance they place on marriage in the Mormon religion, that was just too scary a thought to contemplate.<br /><br />
Non-Mormons probably don&#8217;t understand how important marriage is in the Mormon religion, but really, in many ways, it is the absolute centerpiece of their spiritual beliefs. When a Mormon couple are &#8220;bound together in the temple&#8221;, it&#8217;s for this life and the next. Mormons believe that when they die, they&#8217;ll be given a planet to rule over, and their earthly wife will be &#8220;First Wife&#8221; in the afterlife (I&#8217;m pretty sure plural marriage is accepted in the Mormon afterlife). The whole religion is extremely patriarchal, and the marriage contract puts the man firmly in charge.<br /><br />
Now, given that one can be excommunicated from the Mormon Church for being openly gay, why would the Mormons give a shit about non-Mormons marrying each other? Again, it&#8217;s because Utah is a theocracy, and if (when) the state is forced to recognize the social contract of gay marriage, it will be seen by the powers that be in that state as an abomination; a defacement of the temple, so to speak.<br /><br />
Most people think Utah is just one of 50 states, but really, while they pledge fealty to the United States and the federal government in Washington <span class="caps">DC, </span>a Mormon&#8217;s first allegiance is not to the <span class="caps">US, </span>but to the Mormon Church. If Utah were it&#8217;s own fucked-up little country &#8212; hey more power to &#8216;em. But they&#8217;re not &#8212; they&#8217;re part of the United States, and subject to our laws and constitution. The fact that they are meddling in the business of neighboring states to protect their religious beliefs is disgusting, especially when the net effect is to enshrine discrimination into the state constitution.<br /><br />
There are three lawsuits proceeding: [According to New York Law School Professor Arthur S. Leonard](http://newyorklawschool.typepad.com/leonardlink/2008/11/proposition-8-challenges-filed.html),</p>
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All three suits proceed on essentially the same theory &#8211; that because the amendment alters the fundamental equal protection rights guaranteed by the state constitution, as they were identified by the Court last spring in the Marriage cases, it constitutes a &#8220;revision&#8221; of the constitution rather than a simple amendment.  Under the California Constitution, a voter initiative can lead to a simple amendment, but not to a revision.  In order for the initiative to revise the constitution, supermajorities of the legislature must propose it to the people for enactment.  The idea behind this is that there should be a broad political consensus in the state before revising the fundamental charter of government, not merely a simple majority vote of the electorate as a result of a measure placed on the ballot through the petitioning process.<br />
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<p>Let&#8217;s hope our gay brothers &#038; sisters in California find some relief with these petitions.<br />
And to the Mormon Church, and it&#8217;s believers I say: you are welcome to practice your religion as you so see fit, but when the free practice of your religion becomes a threat to what I believe is a fundamental right for all Americans, that&#8217;s when we must say there are limits to how you will be allowed to protect your theocracy.<br /><br />
That&#8217;s the bottom line: the Mormon Church&#8217;s opposition to gay marriage in one of the <span class="caps">US&#8217;</span>s most liberal states has nothing to do with &#8220;protecting marriage&#8221;, and everything to do with preserving their right to run Utah as a semi-theocratic state.<br /><br />
I doubt it will happen, but I would love to see the Mormon Church lose their tax-exempt status over this shit.</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/the_election_an/">The election and everything, pt. 1: Proposition H8 and the Mormons</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I really hate it when&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;you get way too caught up in the discussions on a web forum, and then let somebody who repeatedly calls you &#8220;trash&#8221; and your mother a &#8220;c**t whore&#8221; press your buttons and get you to stoop as low as them, and respond in kind. It&#8217;s kinda debasing. I didn&#8217;t really want to grow up to [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/i_really_hate_i/">I really hate it when&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;you get way too caught up in the discussions on a web forum, and then let somebody who repeatedly calls you &#8220;trash&#8221; and your mother a &#8220;c**t whore&#8221; press your buttons and get you to stoop as low as them, and respond in kind. It&#8217;s kinda debasing. I didn&#8217;t really want to<br />
grow<br /><br />
up to be<br /><br />
be a debaser<br /><br />
I coulda been spending all that time hanging out with my kids. I really wish I knew how to quit these damn internet discussions. Shit. It&#8217;s like alcoholism.</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/i_really_hate_i/">I really hate it when&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Executive Experience Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>[](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/211961.php)</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/executive_exper/">Executive Experience Fail</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="palincanhas.png" src="http://mememiner.com/images/palincanhas.png" width="349" height="389" class="mt-image-none" style="" border="0" /  /></span>](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/211961.php)</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/executive_exper/">Executive Experience Fail</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Enough about the goddamn iPhone already</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Noone cares about your new iPhone purchase as much as you do. Yes, I'm taling to you.
</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/enough_about_th/">Enough about the goddamn iPhone already</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously; I&#8217;ve heard enough cooing and fawning to last me a lifetime. I don&#8217;t give two shits about the accelerometer, the iPhone apps store where you can buy a $4,000.00 <span class="caps">PNG </span>image of a jewel or an overpriced <span class="caps">MIDI </span>controller.<br />
I don&#8217;t care that you can watch YouTube on the thing. I don&#8217;t care you can switch from portrait to landscape. I don&#8217;t care about all the gee-whiz gestures. It&#8217;s a fucking phone. Get a hold of yourself. Get back in your goddamn Prius and drive yourself down to Barack&#8217;s speech on Thursday and call someone who gives a shit, cause I certainly don&#8217;t.<br /><br />
When it&#8217;s not $600 to buy that overpriced gadget so one can use it with a non-spying-on-your-shit cell provider, and when it supports <span class="caps">UMA </span>so I can make and receive phone calls over my wifi network at home in the mountains, and when it actually has a freaking keyboard, I&#8217;ll pay attention. Until then, all your stupid phone says is &#8220;hey look, I can spend money!&#8221;. It doesn&#8217;t say that you&#8217;re cool, or awesome, or have good taste. It just says you can spend $200 for the privilege of being ripped off on your monthly data plan for the next 2 years.<br /><br />
Note, if I happen to be fond of you, then please ignore everything I just wrote. I know I have some very good friends and very dear co-workers who bought these things, and for you, &#8220;Wow, that thing is SO cool!&#8221; Everyone else though, <span class="caps">PLEASE SHUT UP.</span> Everyone knows that your stupid iPhone is just a toy while all us people who <span class="caps">REALLY </span>want to get shit done with our phone are using Blackberries. Research In Motion <span class="caps">FTW, </span>beeyotch!!!!</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/enough_about_th/">Enough about the goddamn iPhone already</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Another bizarro politically-themed painting</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This one involving Ron Paul:</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/another_bizarro/">Another bizarro politically-themed painting</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one involving Ron Paul:<br />
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="libertyspearstheenemy_websm.jpg" src="http://mememiner.com/libertyspearstheenemy_websm.jpg" width="600" height="377" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span></p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/another_bizarro/">Another bizarro politically-themed painting</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Teeth pulled.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Long story short: one tooth grew in sideways, bottom wisdom teeth were impacted for year, finally broke through and immediately started showing signs of surface decay. Meanwhile, part of the biting surface of my upper rearmost molar is pressed up against another tooth, started to decay, badly. Can&#8217;t see the decay though, but a month [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/teeth_pulled/">Teeth pulled.</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Long story short: one tooth grew in sideways, bottom wisdom teeth were impacted for year, finally broke through and immediately started showing signs of surface decay. Meanwhile, part of the biting surface of my upper rearmost molar is pressed up against another tooth, started to decay, badly. Can&#8217;t see the decay though, but a month ago I started to feel it. 1 week of awful tootaches later, I find myself at the oral surgeon getting three teeth extracted. Only problem is, I can only get local anesthetic. Doc was quite good and managed to extract the teeth without cutting them, but being awake during something like this sucked. Mouth has been sore ever since, but less so each day. Hurt really bad after infection developed in socket but antibiotics cleared it up.<br />
At any rate, here&#8217;s the teeth I got pulled. The one on the <del>right</del> left shows extensive decay. No, I&#8217;m not proud of this, but the tooth was screwed up to begin with (growing in sideways, etc.) and since my mouth is pretty crowded as is, one less non-functional tooth doesn&#8217;t bother or embarrass me.<br /><br />
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="extracted_teeth_052908.jpg" src="http://mememiner.com/extracted_teeth_052908.jpg" width="640" height="480" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span></p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/teeth_pulled/">Teeth pulled.</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Gary Gygax, RIP</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Gary Gygax, who along with Dave Arneson, created Dungeons and Dragons, died this morning at the age of 69 at his home in Lake Geneva, WI. I am very saddened to hear of his passing. I cannot put into words how influential Mr. Gygax was in my life. He not only taught me to use [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/gary_gygax_rip/">Gary Gygax, RIP</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gary Gygax, who along with Dave Arneson, created Dungeons and Dragons, <a href="http://wkbt.com/Global/story.asp?S=7963395">died this morning at the age of 69</a> at his home in Lake Geneva, <span class="caps">WI.</span><br />
I am very saddened to hear of his passing. I cannot put into words how influential Mr. Gygax was in my life. He not only taught me to use my imagination, he taught me how to apply it within a system of rules and boundaries. That experience, more than any other, I believe is responsible for whatever moderate amount of success I have achieved as an adult.<br /><br />
Thanks for everything Mr. Gygax. I hope you find the lands of your dreams in the afterlife.</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/gary_gygax_rip/">Gary Gygax, RIP</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Like Hope, But Different</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:36:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/like_hope_but_d/">Like Hope, But Different</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3gwqEneBKUs&amp;#038;rel=1&amp;#038;border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3gwqEneBKUs&amp;#038;rel=1&amp;#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object></p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/like_hope_but_d/">Like Hope, But Different</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yes We Can</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m caucusing for Barack Obama on Tuesday. I&#8217;m going to allow myself to hope that this man can bring the change this country so desperately needs. I&#8217;m doing this for my kids&#8217; future. My mind is made up. Watch this video, and you might make your mind up, too. I feel cheesy for even writing [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/yes_we_can/">Yes We Can</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
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I&#8217;m caucusing for Barack Obama on Tuesday. I&#8217;m going to allow myself to hope that this man can bring the change this country so desperately needs. I&#8217;m doing this for my kids&#8217; future.<br /><br />
My mind is made up. Watch this video, and you might make your mind up, too. I feel cheesy for even writing this, but man &#8211; this video struck a chord.</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/yes_we_can/">Yes We Can</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Proposed Republican Party bumper sticker for 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Vote Republican. You can wreck a country in 8 years, but it takes 12 years to kill it&#8221; (Hat tip to Sadly, No!)</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/proposed_republ/">Proposed Republican Party bumper sticker for 2008</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>&#8220;Vote Republican. You can wreck a country in 8 years, but it takes 12 years to kill it&#8221;</strong><br />
(Hat tip to <a href="http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/8639.html">Sadly, No!</a>)</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/proposed_republ/">Proposed Republican Party bumper sticker for 2008</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cheeseburger In A Can</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:27:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Not kidding: Cheeseburger in der Dose I dunno how I feel about eating a canned cheeseburger on my next backpacking trip, but I&#8217;ll bet that when you pull it out, it looks nothing like the example cheeseburger on the product page. Only 3.95 euros, if you&#8217;re interested. Link via Gizmodo, via William Gibson&#8217;s blog, who [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/cheeseburger_in/">Cheeseburger In A Can</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not kidding:<br />
<a href="http://www.trekking-mahlzeiten.de/trekking-mahlzeiten-online-shop/produkte/Zwischenmahlzeiten_507/Cheeseburger_in_der_Dose_4641.html">Cheeseburger in der Dose</a><br /><br />
I dunno how I feel about eating a canned cheeseburger on my next backpacking trip, but I&#8217;ll bet that when you pull it out, it looks nothing like the example cheeseburger on the product page.<br /><br />
Only 3.95 euros, if you&#8217;re interested.<br /><br />
Link via <a href="http://gizmodo.com/350091/cheeseburger-in-a-can-is-both-the-best-and-worst-thing-ive-ever-seen%3Cbr%20/%3E">Gizmodo</a>, via <a href="http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/blog/2008_01_01_archive.asp#1471923564804175451">William Gibson&#8217;s blog</a>, who says, &#8220;GOT <span class="caps">YOUR FUTURE RIGHT HERE</span>&#8220;.</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/cheeseburger_in/">Cheeseburger In A Can</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bassline House</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wwinfrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So, lately I&#8217;ve been listening to a lot of speed garage. Around the time most of this stuff was coming out I was so deep into other musics that I heard speed garage a couple times, decided it was too &#8220;hand-baggy&#8221; for my tastes and never really listened to it again. Of course, speed garage [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/bassline_house/">Bassline House</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, lately I&#8217;ve been listening to a lot of speed garage. Around the time most of this stuff was coming out I was so deep into other musics that I heard speed garage a couple times, decided it was too &#8220;hand-baggy&#8221; for my tastes and never really listened to it again. Of course, speed garage would go on to mutate into 2-step garage, introducing breaks into the mix, 2-step would turn into grime as the MCs became more prevalent and the music started to shed the house elements, and finally, evolve into the conventions of what we now call &#8220;dubstep&#8221;.</p>
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I love me some dubstep. However, listening to speed garage, man, speed<br /><br />
garage was <span class="caps">PARTY MUSIC.</span> Dubstep can be party music too of course, but so<br /><br />
much of it these days is so damn serious. Speed garage, on the other hand, rarely took itself too seriously, and if it did, it wasn&#8217;t speed garage anymore, it was trancey deep house or something. What I really love about speed garage is how it fucks with your expectations. Most of the tunes would give you those gay hands-in-the-air drumlines and divas wailing about this and that and another, and right when you think <span class="caps">OK, </span>fuck this shit, all of sudden here comes this <span class="caps">BIG</span>-ASS fucking raw distorted bassline to completely contrast with everything else that came before it and make you fucking move that ass. Of course, like everything else, at some point speed garage died and nobody really noticed because they had moved onto other things.<br /><br />
Flash-forward to last year. Dubstep is abso-fucking-lutely huge in the<br /><br />
<span class="caps">UK, </span>starting to make some big inroads in the states, and even the locals<br /><br />
are starting to make dubstep tracks. Of course, with all the hugeness<br /><br />
came the adherence to convention, the taking it&#8217;s shit too seriously<br /><br />
and, like <span class="caps">IDM </span>and minimal techno, it fell in love with itself and<br /><br />
started to think it didn&#8217;t really need to keep pushing the boundaries and/or didn&#8217;t need to please the crowd &#8211; it became music for music-makers.<br /><br />
I&#8217;m not saying that&#8217;s what all dubstep producers are doing, but let&#8217;s<br /><br />
face it, a lot of it sounds exactly the same. Half-time steppers with<br /><br />
wobble basslines and the same snare on the same beat of every measure<br /><br />
throughout the song with zero variation. I myself dabbled in production<br /><br />
like this and while I can see the draw (it&#8217;s not rocket science to wrap<br /><br />
your head around the formula) it&#8217;s just a dead-end, conceptually.<br /><br />
Enter bassline house. As far as descriptive subgenre names go, it&#8217;s not<br /><br />
bad, it&#8217;s pretty accurate in fact &#8211; but really, it&#8217;s a speed garage<br /><br />
revival, and then some. It&#8217;s a revival that acknowledges what&#8217;s happened to UK bass music in the last 10 years and incorporates a lot of those changes into it&#8217;s conventions. A lot of those production tricks you hear with drum n bass and dubstep, that multi-band compression that just makes the basslines tear and burn, is present. However, it also brings in a lot of the quick vocal stutters and a bit of the glitch from <span class="caps">IDM, </span>too. Of course, the Roland analog bass drum kicks, hands-in-the-air handclaps and high-hat patterns from house/garage are what underpins it all.<br /><br />
The way I describe it, it sounds like a mess, musically &#8211; and it is, a<br /><br />
great big fun-as-hell mess. Stripped-down and minimal are not adjectives<br /><br />
you&#8217;d use with &#8220;bassline&#8221;. On top of all I&#8217;ve described above, it also<br /><br />
includes fun/clever/nasty samples, Grimist MC rapid-fire vocal science and even some nods to Miami bass and acid. I&#8217;ll be damned<br /><br />
though if it doesn&#8217;t work, and no doubt about it, this is not headphone<br /><br />
music. This is <span class="caps">PARTY </span>music. This is music for slappin that ass, smokin<br /><br />
that spleef, waving that bottle of champagne in the air. This ain&#8217;t<br /><br />
delicate, introspective music for being serious, for the chin-stroking<br /><br />
artiste with the turtleneck and the parties that use the Helvetica font<br /><br />
all over their &#8220;modern&#8221;-looking flyers. It&#8217;s not gonna get it&#8217;s own<br /><br />
night or even a DJ slot, at Mutek, <span class="caps">EVER.</span> It&#8217;s a great big mash-up of<br /><br />
convergent styles, it&#8217;s kinda st00pid, it&#8217;s totally ghetto, and I love it.<br /><br />
Let me quote the <a href="http://dot-alt.blogspot.com/2007/08/faggatronix-4x4-birthday.html">&#8220;lower end spasm&#8221; blog</a>:</p>
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&#8220;&#8230;niche bassline house, is the anti-dubstep. Huge banging blines that<br /><br />
buzz and wobble like the best of em, but also no reserve on the drums,<br /><br />
no holding back, just euphoric breakneck tempo all the way&#8230;.Give me<br /><br />
huge, &#8220;dumb&#8221; bangers over ponderous meditation music <span class="caps">ANYDAY.</span>&#8220;<br />
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<p>Who knows, maybe it&#8217;ll be gone within the year, but for now, it sure is<br />
fun to listen to, and a welcome reprieve from all that &#8220;serious&#8221; music.<br /><br />
Here&#8217;s a couple mixes and links to check out:<br /><br />
<a href="http://dot-alt.blogspot.com/2007/08/faggatronix-4x4-birthday.html"><br /><br />
http://dot-alt.blogspot.com/2007/08/faggatronix-4&#215;4-birthday.html</a><br /><br />
<a href="http://www.i-dj.co.uk/features/featurespage.php?ID=48">http://www.i-dj.co.uk/features/featurespage.php?ID=48</a><br /><br />
<a href="http://www.rwdmag.com/articles/6487/About-To-Blow-Bassline.html">http://www.rwdmag.com/articles/6487/About-To-Blow-Bassline.html</a><br /><br />
<a href="http://k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/009952.html">http://k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/009952.html</a><br /><br />
and of course, <a href="http://smugpolice.blogspot.com">smugpolice</a>, which has a shitload of downloadable mixes.<br /><br />
Personally, alot of it rubs me the wrong way at times. I&#8217;ll be grooving to a track and then the producer will ruin it with a completely lame vocal sample.<br /><br />
What I really dig about it though, is the promise that it holds. Listening to these mixes, I think, what if, instead of all this wailing diva crap, what if they turned it all darkside and shit? What if somebody started coming out with some serious rootsy dubbed-out productions? It seems like adding those 2 beats back somehow gives you another great big landscape to explore, and like with everything else, all this ghetto/party bassline stuff is just the protoplasmic form from which other, more evolved musical lifeforms will emerge (&#8220;dubline house&#8221;, &#8220;bassline techno&#8221; maybe even, yes, &#8220;minimal bassline&#8221;)<br /><br />
Of course, if that happens, it&#8217;s likely to follow in the footsteps of everything else, and evolve so much that it becomes &#8220;oedipal&#8221; &#8211; it takes a moment to pause for self-reflection, falls in love with itself, and never looks back from whence it came. Or maybe it doesn&#8217;t happen, who knows. In the meantime, it&#8217;s fun party music, its&#8217; fresh, and it&#8217;s totally recommended.<br /><br />
(originally posted to the <a href="mailto:mtn-raves-subscribe@hyperreal.org">mtn-raves mailing list</a> and edited slightly for clarity)</p><p>The post <a href="http://mememiner.com/bassline_house/">Bassline House</a> appeared first on <a href="http://mememiner.com">mememiner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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