Monthly Archives: February 2005

Lileks is a classless piece of shit

February 21, 2005 – 10:24 AM
Yesterday the world lost a veritable colossus of literature, and today a veritable flea, James Lileks, has this to say: It was all bile and spittle at the end, and it was hard to read the work without smelling the dank sweat of someone consumed by confusion, anger, sudden drunken certainties and the horrible fear that when he sat down to write, he could only muster a pale parody of someone else’s satirical version of his infamous middle period. Presumably Lileks was reading different ESPN Page 2 columns than I, and many of my friends were, because right after 9/11, Thompson really seemed to have a solid grasp on what was happening, much more than anyone else. It seemed to me that the dark day that changed everything (mostly to the favor of the right-wing in this country) had sharpened Thompson’s focus to a razor-edge sharpness, and he was writing like he hadn’t in years. I’m guessing Thompson’s decidedly non-insane viewpoints on the meta-meaning of 9/11 is what caused Lileks to slander this great man today. If there’s one thing Lileks can’t stand, it’s someone straying from the party line on 9/11. It’s really too bad that the world did not wake up to the news that James Lileks had put a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger yesterday. Of course, outside of the bile and spittle that froths from the mouths of the right-wing blogs, who would know or care? James Lileks, you are a classless piece of shit who cannot even honor the dead for a single day. I’d say you should be ashamed of yourself, but only honorable men can feel shame. You are not a man. You are a pale parody of someone else’s satirical version of a man, even in your best moments. You should be sterilized so that your seed can no longer poison this world of ours.... Read More »
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Unsubbing to Wonkette

February 2, 2005 – 10:23 AM
Today I deleted my RSS feed to Wonkette, when I realized that I had been right-clicking on her feed in FeedDemon and selecting “Mark Channel As Read” without even bothering to glance at the headlines for about a month solid now. I ‘spose she was funny at first, but the schtick didn’t last. I’ve never been a fan of gossip columns to begin with, and gossip columns about think tank personnel, bloggers and political figures is even less interesting than Hollywood celebrities (go figure). I had high hopes for her at first, seeing as she was alumnus for one of the best web sites of all time, suck.com, but it just didn’t pan out. I’m thinking her talents are poorly-served by having to cover such ugly, personally uninteresting people.... Read More »
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Pathetic Glenn Reynolds

February 2, 2005 – 10:01 AM
Having been unable to find any posts on mainstream lefty blogs dissing Sunday’s turnout in the Iraqi election, Glenn is reduced to complaining about Democratic Underground posts (a fringe BBS representing the most extreme views of the left, and a likely stalking ground for agent provocateurs), and about headlines not being positive enough. He just can’t help himself. I guess when a law professor’s claim to fame isn’t that he’s a widely-respected academic known for his profound insights and contributions to the teaching of jurisprudence (like say, Lawrence Lessig), but is instead known for his highly trafficked and self-servingly controversial web site (where he very rarely pontificates on issues of law anymore), it’s going to lead to pathetic, attention-craving behavior. Perfesser Reynolds used to have some thoughtful things to say. He seems to have lost his mind since 9/11 though — an affliction that has unfortunately affected a lot of people. BTW, Glenn — please quit emailing me about your car. Really, I assure you, I’m not jealous of your cool car and you don’t have to keep bragging to me about it. OK?... Read More »
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Too good not to share.

February 1, 2005 – 3:12 AM
Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time My favorite is the bald guy in #5, although the evil dude with his fly down is pretty hilarious, too.... Read More »
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